PENIS FISH!!

Outside most seafood restaurants you will find at tank or two filled with weird fish, huge prehistoric crabs, blobs of octopus, or any other seafood that they serve there. Going to dinner one day, I was lucky enough to come across a restaurant that had this eel-like fish thing. Now, I don't know what this fish is really called, and no one I asked knew either. But it's long, pink, wriggly, has no eyes, and apparently shoots out a stream of white liquid when it's scared or threatened. Yep, couldn't make this stuff up if I tried, penis fish it is! I was on my way to eat somewhere else so I can't tell you what this thing tastes like or if they even eat it at all. I'll let you know if I encounter this little guy again!